if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

my gramma died

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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