what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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I'm homeless.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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