- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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