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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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