Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Diarrhea

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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