- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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