- Anti Joke

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

poo

How many light bulbs? 1

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

I love pissing people off :P

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!