- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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