Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Anti Joke

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