- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

sucks Syntax...

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Robin, get in the car, please.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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