Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I killed someone on minecraft.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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