- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

what are three short words? i a am

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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