- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These Jokes suck.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

YOU

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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