- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Knock knock Come in

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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