- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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