- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock Knock Who did that?

Double-whammy

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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