- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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