Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Asians.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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