Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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