- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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