How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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