whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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