- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

knock knock go away

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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