- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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