- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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