- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Women's Rights.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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