- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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