- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

An Asian person drove home safely.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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