- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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