What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

SEX

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

kieran is a homosexual

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Anyone can post anything.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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