- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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