- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

rabbits running in my bathroom!

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Justin Bieber

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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