- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

womens rights.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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