- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Your mother is so fat.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A penis walks into a bar..

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I am quite mature.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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