- Anti Joke

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

that wall over there ->

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him