- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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