- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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