- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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