What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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