- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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