Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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You know what's funny? Rape

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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