do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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