What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Your mom

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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