- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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