Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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My jeans

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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I went to work today....

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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