- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

No it doesnt..

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A chicken walked into the bar...

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