- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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