What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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that wall over there ->

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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YOU

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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1+2 = 6

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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The cream, it is coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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