- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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