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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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