- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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