- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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