So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

girls basketball

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

whats 2+2? 4

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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