- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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