A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

a black man pays his child support

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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