- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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