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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Once, I went to Peru.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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