A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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