Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Your so gay, that you like men!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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