What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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