Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Vaginal secretions

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what do you call a black guy african american

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

._____________________. Whale!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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