- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How about that airline food?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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