A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Justin with a hat.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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