- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

hey hey apple

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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