- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A guy walks into a bar

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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