What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A fat guy!

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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