- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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