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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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