what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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