- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what do you call a black guy african american

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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