- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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