A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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