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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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