- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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