- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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