What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Jovan

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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I'm hungry.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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