- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Women's rights.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

You're a frog

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