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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why did the blue berry cross the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

knock,knock you suck

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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