- Anti Joke

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Anti Joke

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