- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

One, two, three, four and five

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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