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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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The WNBA

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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I <3 Hitler

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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