Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Granny porn!

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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