- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

taking out the trash... at night

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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