- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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